Fed up of wearing those pink boxers? Getting a ribbing from your mates cos your favourite T shirt is camp due to a washing error?
Well your nightmares are over. Just whack everything in and turn the temperature down to 30C and there's no more need to seperate your whites, colours or delicates.
Forfeits
The penalty for breaking a rule is inevitably to drink a hearty swig of ale (or agreed equivalent). The usual measure is two digits, although this can be increased at the discretion of Mr Weights and Measures. An extension of this (known as Prisoner's Rules) is that one or both of those sitting directly next to the rule breaker must also drink the penalty. More severe crimes against etiquette can incur the finishing of one's current drink, the purchase and consumption of an entirely new drink, or harsher still, the finishing of one's current drink followed immediately by the complete consumption of a subsequent drink.
Falsely accusing another player of breaching etiquette is considered extremely bad form, and concordantly often results in a harsh punishment.
Save yourself a pretty penny and borrow the core textbooks you need for your course from the library. Be quick though and reserve them, there’ll be other students thinking the same thing! If all else fails go to Amazon, eBay or even second hand student book fairs at your union...anything to avoid shelling out the full retail price!
Move aside Lambrini and White Lightning cider, we have a new pre-going out beverage in town.
Wye aye man! I'm Steve and was born on the sunny shores of Sunderland, now at uni in Warwick 'studying' Economics and Politics. Renowned for being loud and cheeky, I'm always game for a laugh and have reputation for pulling off elaborate university pranks on my mates. Sadly, my schoolboy antics leave me little time for domestic novelties and I am as subtle as a horny monkey around the kitchen. I only hope my (politically correct) words will carry you through the book and reduce stress levels in the kitchen, making cooking a laugh, NOT a chore. Shake and Bake.
Bring a shed load of booze, tea, coffee and snacks and offer them out to your new flatmates...it's your ticket to a talking point
